lmaonade:

brain: do you have your wallet?

me: *slaps my ass so hard everyone in the target can hear it*

me: yeah

(via amcayden)

officialunitedstates:

actually , communism is great because my three favorite things are sickles, hammers, and starving

(via amcayden)

wrotten:

kiss ur own forehead. haunt ur own house

(via reminds)